I know it’s highly unlikely that we got pregnant on our first shot. It’s also less likely that I’m experiencing morning sickness about 8 or 9 days before my expected period. But I’ve spent the last two days as nauseous as hell. I haven’t actually vomited, but I’ve been absolutely miserable. I mean, can’t get out of bed miserable. Of course I want it to be morning sickness. How awesome would it be to get pregnant on the first try?! And who really wants the stomach flu? But it could just be a stomach bug. Or my body adjusting to the new varying hormone levels that accompany no longer being on the pill. Or it could be my mind playing tricks on my body and making me think I’m experiencing symptoms that wouldn’t otherwise be there. It’s anybody’s guess at this point.
My husband is so oblivious to what’s happening with my body that it’s hilarious. Here’s an excerpt from one of our conversations yesterday:
Me: Ohhhh Goddddd… I hope this is the damn stomach flu. I’ll die if I have to do this for ten or twelve more weeks.
Him: Ten or twelve weeks!? Are you incubating the PLAGUE?! What kind of stomach bug lasts for two or three MONTHS!?
Ohhh men. Can’t live with ’em, can’t get knocked up without ’em. 😉
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